Contributor
nicknames: Darlington. Bubbie. Fuckface.
roots: Tracey Olkus TCBs.
wardrobe despair: Finding tops without: a foot of gratuitous length, weird ribbons, a scrunchy maybe-she’s-pregnant-empire waist, logos or faux vintage finish.
often heard saying: Dudes are weird.
just don’t get: Skinny jeans (universally unflattering). Velour sweat suits worn with full face frosting, heels and hoops. Though I’m fascinated.
in another life: I’d be sponsored.
would like to teach the world to: Get up, stand up.

PW a&e editor
porn star name: Marie Van Kirk
roots: Slightly below the Great Northeast
wardrobe despair: Button-down shirts for girls with actual boobs, making leg warmers look fashionable, pursuing the eternal quest for properly fitting jeans and getting over the "black and brown don't match" rule.
spends too much time: Watching Law and Order reruns, eating pho and talking about kittens.
often heard saying: There's other fish in the zoo.
in another life, I'd be: A boutique owner.
would like to teach the world: That short girls have curves.