Guess What. You Both Look Stupid.

Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga: Which is which? Perez Hilton can’t tell anymore and claims Lady Gaga is pissed off that what this girl wants is for Christina Aguilera to stop ripping her style. We agree. Christina, cut this shit out. You’re hot and even though your music is arguably even worse than it was in 1999 and we think that commercial of you singing “America The Beautiful” to your flag-wrapped baby was majorly corny and could not have possibly inspired a single person to vote, we’ll get over it.

Because guess what. You look stupid. And so does Lady Gaga.

You are celebrities. Yes, you have very nice legs, but presumably you can afford pants. Buy some. Wear them. Also, the straight across bangs and long, unlayered hair looks good on exactly two adult women: Cher in the 1960s and Bettie Page. You aren’t them. You never will be.